When people ask me, as they still often do, just why I moved out of Nashville to Williamson County, I can now reply with something like this:
"Because a school system that has to service the children of parents who do things like purposefully drop their 12-day old children on their heads in gas station parking lots is probably a school system that is doomed to failure."
Call me an elitist if you wish, but I think that's a standard most of us can agree on, no?